This is the Dickpick Lady 🍆 ♠️ She needs to cum on her face or you're fucked

If you've been a good boy all year, you'll end up twice, too

- Do you take payment in blowjobs? - Yeah, if you give me five stars

This bartender is not picky — whoever stays at the bar sucks it

Here's how witches actually remove spoilage from men